
1. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
2. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. - Helen Roland
3. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. - Helen Rowland
4. It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
5. Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. - French Proverb
6. Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. - Jean Kerr
3. In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. - Helen Rowland
4. It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
5. Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. - French Proverb
6. Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. - Jean Kerr
7. The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.
8. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock
9. Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. - Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancée
10. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. - Dick Martin
Feel free to modify the last one to your liking and take care to use it as a joke on yourself, and not anyone else!
8. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock
9. Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. - Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancée
10. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. - Dick Martin
Feel free to modify the last one to your liking and take care to use it as a joke on yourself, and not anyone else!
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